Newspapers make great kindling for bonfires.
19
votes
(26.03%)
I use it to line my birdcage and wrap up dead fish.
8
votes
(10.96%)
I only use New Times to wipe my "soiled anus" in a pinch (see The Shredder).
15
votes
(20.55%)
To get the best news and arts coverage in SLO County! Duh!
31
votes
(42.47%)
