How will you celebrate the 4th of July this year?

With a backyard barbecue, just as our Founding Fathers intended.
6 votes (37.50%)
Heading to the beach for sun and fun.
No votes.
By shooting illegal fireworks until someone calls the cops.
5 votes (31.25%)
Celebrate? I'll be cowering inside with my terrified pets!
5 votes (31.25%)