Would you marry the Shredder?

Yes, I want my love to sharpen its blades.

11 votes (45.83%)

No, I prefer to toss my paper in the trash instead.

9 votes (37.50%)

Undecided. I might try my luck with The Canary.

2 votes (8.33%)

Single 'til I die.

2 votes (8.33%)